A friend of a friend got the best gift ever for Valentine’s Day: a book of zombie haiku. A few samples:
You are so lucky
that I cannot remember
how to use doorknobs.
Biting into heads
is much harder than it looks.
the skull is feisty.
Getting trampled on
used to eventually kill you.
Now it just annoys.
I keep saying “brains.”
I remember other words,
but I just need one.
Nothing hurts me now.
Normally the screwdriver
wouldn’t have gone there.
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14 replies on “Zombie haiku, plus last-day warning for the contest!”
The skull is feisty
Truer words were ne’er spoke.
Wow.. i didn’t even know that exited. That is so freaking awesome. I so need to check it out.
The skull is feisty
Truer words were ne’er spoke.
Wow.. i didn’t even know that exited. That is so freaking awesome. I so need to check it out.
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When will you announce the winners of the first contest??????? I WANT TO WIN!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
Hannah!!!!!! 🙂
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When will you announce the winners of the first contest??????? I WANT TO WIN!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!
Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
Hannah!!!!!! 🙂
Those were just great. My husband thought I was possessed when I couldn’t stop laughing (I read them to him but he didn’t get them at all).
YAAAH! That’s a gift that rocks! Hmmm…I think I’m gonna buy it for a friend who’s as fascinated of Zombie movies as I’m.
Those were just great. My husband thought I was possessed when I couldn’t stop laughing (I read them to him but he didn’t get them at all).
YAAAH! That’s a gift that rocks! Hmmm…I think I’m gonna buy it for a friend who’s as fascinated of Zombie movies as I’m.
OOPS!
Hehe! I see when the winners are announced! I just didn’t read! LOL!
Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
Hannah!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
EEEEK!
I’M SO EXCITED! I CAN’T SIT STILL!!!!!!!!!!
Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
Hannah!!!!!! 🙂
OOPS!
Hehe! I see when the winners are announced! I just didn’t read! LOL!
Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
Hannah!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
EEEEK!
I’M SO EXCITED! I CAN’T SIT STILL!!!!!!!!!!
Your favorite reader!!!!!!!!!
Hannah!!!!!! 🙂